"I" is reorganizing

Dear Creditors, Insurers, etc.:

Please be informed that all debts, premiums, etc.
formerly and hereafter associated with the entity known as
"I" will no longer be my responsibility.
"I" is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Me, Inc.

Me, Inc. hereby exercises its right to complete irresponsibility
for any unwise, foolhardy, ridiculous, selfish, sociopathic or otherwise
imprudent venture, scheme, gambit or twaddle. At present, Me, Inc.
does not acknowledge that it has or has not strip-mined or polluted anything,
but if it has, it will not share in the cost of any cleanup or remediation,
although federal bailouts and/or tax credits will be accepted.

Furthermore, to friends, acquaintances and relatives,
"I" will no longer be responsible for polite conversation
at cocktail parties, wedding receptions, christenings,
bar or bat mitzvahs, or any other assemblies.
Lawsuits for any disruptive, depraved or otherwise
repugnant behavior may be forwarded
to our offshore attorneys.

In the event of severe devastation,
Me, Inc. will of course be free to restructure,
possibly but not necessarily under the name
"Bite Me, Inc."

Sincerely but nonbindingly,

J. Mudcat Miller