"Last name?"
"Heimer."
"First name?"
"Weisen."
"Wait, so you're Mr. Weisen Heimer?"
"I am, as a matter of fact."
"I've heard about you. Kind of a joker, right?"
"Well, I suppose so. But at least I'm not a paranoid agoraphobic like my cousin John."
"Wait, are you talking about John Jacob Jingle--?"
"Yes. Sad case. Didn't take his mother's remarriage to Mr. Schmidt well. Hates that hyphenated last name. Thinks people are always calling him."
"Always?"
"Well, whenever he goes out."
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