Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Breakthroughs in Domesticity

Do you or does somebody in your house resist having people over because “the place is a mess”? Does this cause domestic strife and make your friends think you hate them?

No more. Introducing the Pledge Party®.

Here’s how it works:

From now on, when we visit somebody’s home, the first thing we should do is clean a small part of that home. Say four square feet.

Benefits:

*Eliminates pressure on hosts.

*Puts guests at ease and lets them feel like an integral part of the party.

*Great ice-breaker. (“Hey, I think I dropped this cufflink last time I was here.”)

*Quick. It will only take each visitor roughly two minutes to do the work. Then, let the fun begin!

This is such a good and sane idea that I think we should immediately make it part of our culture. Currently the custom calls for visitors to bring a bottle of wine or a six-pack of beer. Just add some Pledge or Lysol and a sponge and we’re good to go.

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