Spreading some holiday deer

You think your job is hard, try finding a heartwarming economic column to wrap up 2009. I asked around the East End and came up with some pretty threadbare suggestions. For instance this: “Well,” said my dentist, Dr. Al, “body shops are busy because of all the deer accidents.”

And that was the best of them.

But as East Enders know, the deer menace is considerable, growing and getting lots of press. When “Today” show host Matt Lauer collided with one in the Hamptons in March it was big news. Adding impact was the fact that Lauer was on his bike at the time.

A while back a National Highway Traffic Safety Administration study estimated that 1.5 million deer crashes occur each year causing $1.1 billion in damage and 150 deaths, and the totals are rising. The study listed the top 10 crash states and New York wasn’t on the list, but if it were broken down by towns, I’ll bet the East End would be way up there.

All those collisions mean business. Are the numbers up? “Absolutely,” said Brian Klos of Ted’s Auto Body in Peconic. “Maybe 10 cars a week – twice as much as ever.”

Deer strikes account for 20 to 30 percent of business at Fireplace Auto Collision in East Hampton, reported office manager Lily Paulovic. One day last year they took in a record nine such cars in a single day, until it became ridiculous. The numbers were big last year and about the same this year. “They’re everywhere,” Paulovic said. The other day she was driving her truck, glanced over and saw a deer running alongside, like traffic.

Same thing, of course, on Shelter Island, which has evolved into virtually a moated deer community. “I’ve never seen this many,” said George Hubbard at Hubbard’s Repair Shop. “They come walking right down the street in broad daylight.”

When not cruising the streets, deer are devouring vegetation. New York state took it seriously enough to send Suffolk County almost $1 million for agricultural deer fencing this year. Last year 66 farmers won such grants, and each got some $14,000 worth of fencing, according to a story in The Suffolk Times.

“We employ fencers and give them a lot of work,” Vickie Cardaro of Buttercup Farms on Shelter Island told me. But a hungry doe is persistent, and so fencing strategy has had to become almost a military operation. These days she favors the “double-four” technique, which involves two four-foot fences four feet apart. “Deer have very poor depth perception,” she said. The double hurdle apparently is enough to discourage leaping.

As for landscaping, after 11 years in the trenches Cardaro said she’s “got it down to a science.” Her weapons: boxwood, ornamental nepeta and a few others. Eight years ago spirea used to work “but now they eat that too,” she said. “I’ve learned that deer can change diets over the years.”

How much of Cardaro’s career is tied up in deer management? “One hundred percent,” she said. “My whole life is entirely about the deer.” Every season has its challenges. “After Labor Day we have to wrap trees with PVC or chicken wire.” Otherwise, during rutting season, stags rubbing velvet off their new antlers will destroy tree bark, which can lead to infestations, etc.

Much of her fencing business goes to Kingdom Fence in Riverhead, whose co-owner Bob Keen agrees that the double-four can be effective and less visually intrusive than taller blockades. Sometimes homeowners get so frustrated they spend as much as $20,000 putting up super structures to protect their properties. “Some homes look like concentration camps,” he said.

A hint of the desperation was evident at a recent Southampton Village Board meeting. Up for discussion was Mayor Mark Epley’s proposed law to allow residents to defend their homes with bows and arrows. Village officials were hesitant out of concern that arrows might zing into innocent passers-by.

At that point in the meeting, according to the Southampton Press story, village resident Heide Loefken asked if it would be OK if she dug a hole and enticed the deer to fall into it, “like a grave.” Said Loefken, “I’ve thought about this deeply.”

Long Island Business News / December 22, 2009